Breaking up with a loved one is hard to do. When you decide to call it quits with the credit card company, it might feel as though you are breaking up with a psycho. They will say anything and everything to win you back. At least, that’s what it felt like for my spouse and me. When we ended our relationship with credit cards, they attempted to invoke feelings of dependency, urgency, and even charity.
We closed four credit card accounts on the same day. Here is a summary of what happened:
Credit Card #1
This card was a bank issued credit card.
- Me: We would like to cancel our card.
- Them: We see that you have not used it in some time.
- Me: That’s correct. We’ve been using cash.
- Them: We can increase your credit line.
- Me. No thanks. I don’t see us using credit anymore.
This conversation lasted about ten minutes.
Credit Card #2 – Two Store Cards
We had two store cards from a major retailer. Since it was the weekend, we decided it would be interesting to see who reached a representative first. We called the number at the same time and waited. My spouse won and was the first to reach a representative.
- Spouse: I would like to cancel my card.
- Them: Are you sure?
- Spouse: Yes. I do not have any need for the card anymore.
- Them: You can use the card for your Christmas purchases later in the year.
- Spouse: That is okay. We saved cash for that.
- Them: You will not be able to donate to the school of your choice.
- Spouse: That is okay. That relative graduated from high school last year.
This conversation lasted about 10 minutes. By the time my spouse ended the call, I was still on hold. I hung up my call and began speaking to the representative on the other phone. Thus, this conversation repeated itself twice when I finally spoke to the same representative. Although my spouse had just cancelled their card, this representative was not convinced that I was ready to cancel mine and offered a store debit card. Oh boy…
Credit Card #3
This card was another bank issued card.
- Me: I would like to cancel my card.
- Them: How do you plan to pay for your purchases?
- Me: With cash.
- Them: How do you plan to rent a car?
- Me: With a debit card.
- Them: How do you plan to pay for airline tickets?
- Me: With a debit card.
- Them: Don’t you want the card in case of an emergency?
- Me: No. I saved up cash for that.
- Them: Okay, but we would really hate to see you go. Would you mind speaking with my supervisor about your account?
- Me: Sure, but I still want to close the account.
- Them: I understand. Would you mind holding?
- Me: No, that’s not a problem.
This conversation last for 20-25 minutes with the supervisor.
Before calling to close our accounts, we waited until we received a statement from each of the companies indicating that we had a zero balance. To celebrate, we had a plasectomy a few weeks later with our Financial Peace University students. We are fortunate that we inspired others to do the same.
Life Without Credit Cards
Now that we do not use credit cards, we have two separate checking accounts: 1) one for regular living expenses, and 2) one for items such as car rentals, online purchases, or any other expenses that may require a credit card number to be stored on file. For example, one healthcare provider required a credit card number on file in the event that the insurance company did not pay for the preventative procedure. Really? This gives a whole new meaning to blood money.
We were really tired of the dark side of credit cards. It has been liberating to know that when we make a purchase, we won’t have a bill in the mail a few weeks later.